This Struck Me as Funny...

I'm working this crazy job with crazy hours at the hospital, since I'm not doing any performing currently (3:30 pm-12am).

So this girl I work with comes in all pissed off. "God DAMN it...they won't let me leave early".

I'm curious...they seemed really flexible with the hours.

So, me being the drama queen that I am, ask her "Well what did you tell them?". "The truth", she starts ranting "I need to pick my baby's daddy up from the bus station."

Reasonable. Or not?

"...he just got out of prison."

It gets better.

"I'll bet if he was just coming back from Kuwait they wouldn't have a problem".

Hmmm...Kuwait...Prison...draw your own conclusions.