I'm a bad blogger. Bad, bad, bad!!
I've just been a "little" neglectful...alas...here I am again. You can all jump up & down for joy...the 2 people who actually read this thing.
I'll begin with Saturday...I auditioned for "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" at Springfield Theatre Centre. Wasn't really caring about what role I got...I'd done the show a year ago in Little Rock, AR.
BUT...I was cast as the black housekeeper, Jewel (WTF?)
Then, I'm running spot for Nunsense (Just call me Sr. Mary Myopia), driving home...and WHAM. I hit a deer. By the grace of God, I was wearing a seat belt, so I didn't go through the windshield.
Whew. What a weekend.
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Haha...I hadn't heard THAT one before...lmao
I'm physically ill that I didn't think of that sooner, Katie. Bravo!
(Actually, I'm steering clear of making any jokes or puns about the accident. Well, I might if I had some doe... not much... just a few bucks. But my deer Kim is a little sensitive about all this. I know how this will go. I keep going on and on with this antler feelings will get hurt, then I'll have to hoof it. Y'see if I don't say anything to make fun of it, then Kim will fawn all over me, and that would be great. If I do, then more than likely the bad feelings will mount up and I'll wind up going stag. So, buck up, Kim. I won't go down that road for fear of getting caught in the headlights/.)
Oh, see now. You outed me for the world to see. Not fair. Not fair at all.
Venison be gone!
Now THAT made me laugh out loud.
Thanks, Dr. Z!!
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